Seriously, I promise I'll post pictures from the Riverbank Run soon. I'm just really technology impaired and have been too busy to take 2 hours to sit down and figure out how to put pictures on this thing.
Anyway, at The Lift last night we had a substitute instructor. I'm not the type of person who will leave as soon as they see that the regular person isn't there, but it does grind my gears just a bit. I believe it takes at least 2 workouts with someone to get into the groove of what they do, so when a new person comes I feel a little lost. (Yes, I know everyone gets sick/deserves a vacation.) This prompted me to come up with a list of other things I dislike about group workout classes.
1. Techno covers of Top 40 music. If I want to hear a Miley-wannabe singing "I Can't Wait To See You Again", I'll watch American Idol.
2. Working one muscle group almost exclusively in a class that is geard toward a whole body workout. I'm training for a half-marathon for God's sake. My legs are getting plenty of work, thank you. I'm all for squats and lunges but can a girl get a bicep curl please?
3. Slippery gym floors and slippery steps/bosus DO NOT MIX. Let's get some rubber feet for those steps!
4. There's really no need to talk like the Sit & Be Fit lady on speed. (Those of you that grew up watching Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood on Billings PBS know exactly what I'm talking about.) I know that's not your real voice because I heard you talking to your friend before class so just stop it!
5. Lunges. Just lunges in general.
6. I'm perfectly capable of doing crunches on my own. What I'm not really capable of doing on my own is timed planks. (It's pretty hard to look at your watch when you're supporting all of your weight on your arms.) This is why timed planks are a good activity for a group exercise class, and crunches are a lame activity. Creativity is a must!
7. I know the instructor wants to get a workout too, but when someone is bending exclusively at the waist during squats you should probably take a second to correct that, no?
I'm really not trying to be a grumpus here. I did have a good workout and I've got some sore muscles today so it's not like the whole night was a total loss. And I know all the squats and lunges are good for my running. I'll make sure to say a special thank you to our substitute instructor if I make it through 6 miles on Sunday!! :)
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